We're the music pirates.
We sail the IR seas.
We rip our favorite albums.
We share our mp3's.
We ride our waves from port to port,
And maybe trade some wares.
But if you flood our vessel,
We will trounce your derrieres!

Pirate! This! Song!
What are they gonna do about it?
Pirate! This! Song!
It's nice to share.
Pirate! This! Song!
You know that you can't do without it.
Pirate! This! Song!
And show you care.

[piratey interlude]

Won't you come and join our crew?
There's always room for more.
We promise fame and fortune,
And barnacles galore.
Let's sail down this channel
To yonder secret site.
The treasure's worth it even if
It keeps us up all night!

[chorus]

[piccolo interlude]

Have you seen the Armada?
They say we've trimmed their sails.
They aim to throw us in the brig,
Yet piracy prevails.
Queen Ria's more cutthroat than we,
But doesn't understand
That there will be us pirates
Wherever there's room to land.